Got a resume this morning from someone with the surname Manjam. Yeah, after reading the things he's done, hoax. Has to be. I mean his objective is: "intensify and diversify my goal-driven procedures for actuating my definitive internal paradigm"
I have to say that on his list of jobs my favorite is:
"Nigiri Wrangler" which duties included "slicer, dicer, ricer" all as bullets.
However, I think it was the "personal physician to the President of Uganda" that really put it over the top.
If it's not a hoax, he may need to rethink his approach. If it is, he may want to rethink his mission in life. However it did give me a laugh. I can't want to show Chas.