Cook (as she is turning the recipe over and clipping it to the hood with a magnetic clip): I really don't know why I am turning this over. I mean, I know the recipe.
*the card, not quite clipped securely, twists and dances, falling gracefully behind the stove*
Cook: CRAP! I don't really know the recipe...I mean, I know the ingredients, but the time and the heat...Let's at least write down the quantities while we have everything still out...
Friend (laughing hysterically): Okay.