almost forgot...

Question:

If a company offered you the free service of something like cleaning your shoes. When you get the shoes back from this perk would you complain that they "look horrible!" and make a big fuss? I didn't see the shoes when they first arrived before being sent to our extremely talented Mr. Lee, but they are light mauve nubuck and I can tell you now, they sure as shit aren't going to come back looking brand new (which I did tell her...after I said, "I really didn't see what they looked like when you dropped them off so I wouldn't know if they look any better.").